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Post by darklinkfangirl on Aug 7, 2009 15:28:18 GMT -5
Write down a convo that you had previously with a friend of family member that you thought was hilarious.
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Post by darklinkfangirl on Aug 9, 2009 16:50:37 GMT -5
haha so me and the neighbor kids were at the park and one of them, Sydney, was telling me that weed grew in the ditches and she had someone her fingers and started to smell it. Her cousin, Samuel, had a german shepard and we were going to see if he was home but Sydney didn't want to go cause she thought she was going to get attacked because police dogs are usually german shepards. the other kid, Braydon, didnt know it was weed cause we told him it was perfume so thats how all this started.
Braydon: lets go see if Samuel is home. Sydney: but what if his dog attacks me. There trained to sniff out...my perfume Braydon: well why don't you sweat it off? that way he won't attack you. Me and Sydney: -laughs our ass off-
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Post by jangloo on Aug 10, 2009 6:28:04 GMT -5
Interesting conversation I had with my mexian daddy XD Yes, I has a mexican daddy... he's like... 16 though XD Fluffy: Hey Koko, lets go find babies at the orphanage and go give them hugs and then sneak em out of there underneath our shirt! Koko: Ok XD Fluffy: Yessssssssssssssssss =w= Koko: X3 Fluffy: I'll get the black babies with the cute baby fro and you get the red headed babies cause they is cute Koko: alright X3 Fluffyfishy: Okay and act natural =w= Koko: ok =w= Fluffy: we'll let them go in the forest in my backyard Koko: That sounds like a good idea Fluffy: I hope the Condors dont get them Koko: D: they need protection then Fluffy: I'll give them a gun Koko: OK Fluffy: and if they form a pack they'll survive Koko: Indeed they will Fluffy: but first we will need to take them to the gun range to teach them how to use it! Koko: INDEED!!! Fluffy: Yes then those condows will be defenseless Koko: YES!!! > Fluffy: Then they'll live in the forest happily and maybe work for keebler Koko: maybe, just maybe Fluffy: We ust have to believe =w= Koko: I BELIEVE Fluffy: Okay, so when to we go to the orphanage? Koko: whenever it's conveniant I laughed through the whole thing XDXD
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Post by 7 on Aug 11, 2009 22:27:03 GMT -5
Ok, so this Friday I'm going to go see Harry Potter at the IMAX with some friends for my birthday. This is a conversation with my mom about buying my ticket.
Me: Mom, I'm buying my ticket. Mom: No, you're not. You need a credit card. Me: Yeah I know that's why I'm asking you for your credit card so I can buy my ticket. (I don't think she heard me.) Mom: But you can't buy it. You need a credit card. Me: So I'm going to have to buy it there!? With my own money? I thought you were going to pay for it. Mom: I am. Me: Then give me your credit card so I can buy my ticket. Mom: Oh are you buying it right now? I thought you were saying YOU were going to buy it. Me: -headfreakingwall-
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Post by darklinkfangirl on Aug 11, 2009 22:42:21 GMT -5
XDD wtf? niiiiice
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Post by milkshakes on Aug 14, 2009 0:08:09 GMT -5
So Nonnie got a new dog, and we were trying to name her... Haha.
Nonnie: She always goes after the boobs... Maybe we should call her tits. Me: I am SOOOO not going outside to get her... Mom: Why not? Me: Can't you see it know? 'HERE TITS! COME HERE TITS! Ooooh, who's a cute little tits? You are... Ah, so adorable! I love you, tits.' Nonnie: I can hear the neighborhood now!
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Post by 7 on Aug 14, 2009 0:32:04 GMT -5
This happened like five minute ago. On IM, with my friend S.
requiem.again: i love teh coffee requiem.again: and teh coffee loves meh requiem.again: -hugglescoffee- ahhhh coffee S-chan: I think I'll get my bi-annual starbucks at the airport before i go to nagoya S-chan: XD you have coffee. i'll have my tea, thank you S-chan: jasmine green tea. the stuff of heaven requiem.again: ooooh tea requiem.again: chai tea latte on ice from starbucks requiem.again: ooooh i want you so bad S-chan: mnh requiem.again: oh gawd S-chan: milk tea isn't my favorite thing requiem.again: that sounded wrong S-chan: i know requiem.again: so wrong requiem.again: whats wrong with me S-chan: I was wondering if I should let you and the chai tea latte get a room XD
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Post by milkshakes on Aug 15, 2009 22:11:10 GMT -5
So we were all joking over some carrot cake. Nonnie: Oh, yeah, go ahead. Go home. Leave your laptop here. That's fine. Daddy: Okay.... Mom: I should come over here tomorrow... But I might stay home to work on the site... Daddy: You can work on the site over here. Just don't let Nonnie distract you. Nonnie: Why, whatever do you mean?? Daddy: What is that game you guys are playing? Mom&Nonnie: Farkle! Daddy: Exactly. Nonnie: Well I WAS going to turn on the Playboy channel but... Well, you know. Young kids in the room. *looks at me* Daddy: PlayBOY?? Nonnie: ......Playgirl..... Me: Ut-shay up-ay addy-day. Everybody: O.O
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Post by Himmels Hopper on Aug 17, 2009 11:02:36 GMT -5
Himmels: -pauses show- Dammit, I can't hold it any longer. Draculina: :3 -thoughts that no one should know-. Himmels: -goes into the bathroom and does her business- -drip- Himmels: O.o -drip- Himmels: Wtf, is that. . . -drip- Himmels: -stares around the bathroom- -drip- Himmels: -stays on the toilet for 15 minuets trying to find the stupid drip- Draculina: What the hell is going on in there?! Himmels: Oh, shit, I'm still in here! Draculina: Hahahahahahaha!
T_T I never found the source of the drip. But I found that I'm distracted easily by things I can't see. Why didn't I just get up and look, you ask? -shrug-
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Post by Draculina Kirsch on Aug 17, 2009 11:10:23 GMT -5
15?! Hell no, it was more like 20 minutes Himmels and you know it. Lol!
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Post by darklinkfangirl on Aug 17, 2009 14:22:58 GMT -5
lmao hahah
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Post by milkshakes on Aug 25, 2009 13:40:56 GMT -5
This was a couple of days ago with my friend on the phone. he was trying to be pervy the day I was being innocent. haha
Kitsune: I just got done with my stick. JoJo: Ooooh. Haha. Is it purdy? Kitsune: I really like it. I worked hard on it too. JoJo: I bet you did. Haha. I wouldn't mind seeing it. Kitsune: Sorry, what? My phone cut out. JoJo: I said I want to see your stick. Kitsune: WHAT THE HELL??? I don't think Lily {his girl} would like that very much... JoJo: What? I just want to look at your stick... Maybe run my fingers over it. Kitsune: Jo...Jo....Uh... JoJo: What? What's wrong? Kitsune: I reserve the sight and feel of my stick for my girlfriend, which would be Lily right now. JoJo: Well that's not fair. *sigh* I was all excited. Guess I'll just have to see if Lily will give me permission. Kitsune: I THINK NOT!!!!!!! JoJo: Why...not??... Kitsune: In case you haven't realized by now, kitten, the word "stick" can also be used as "penis". JoJo: OHMYGOD! SO YOU THOUGHT I WAS SAYING...AND THEN I SAID...AND I WANTED TO...OHMYGOD!
Then this one, today, with him online. shikagsu: well, I don't know... you seem kinda flirty, you might try to molest me JoJo: oh yeah JoJo: totally JoJo: xD JoJo: you know it JoJo: i SO would molest you JoJo: and I AM NOT FLIRTY >.> shikagsu: really??? JoJo: >.> shikagsu: okay miss 'I wanna see your stick' JoJo: THAT WAS AN INNOCENT CONVERSATION JoJo: >.< JoJo: haha shikagsu: oh sure shikagsu: just let me continue my delusions that inspire a sense of being attractive by thinking you're actually semi-flirting with me because you think I'm cute even I'm not and you don't JoJo: XD JoJo: hold on a sec JoJo: 1- you ARE cute JoJo: but 2- im not flirting JoJo: XD JoJo: i respect the fact that you have a girlfriend shikagsu is typing a message. shikagsu: like I said, I'm not and you don't JoJo: >.< JoJo: you JoJo: are JoJo: adorable JoJo: and decently sexy JoJo: but im not going to flirt with you JoJo: because you have a girlfriend JoJo: so shhhhh
Haha. I love Kitsune. ^.^
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Post by milkshakes on Aug 26, 2009 21:12:19 GMT -5
JoJo: PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY Kris *sierra: maybe later white girl JoJo: XD Kris *sierra: no wait, in song and on beat...maybe a bit later white girl JoJo: XD Kris *sierra: Kris *sierra: even better Kris *sierra: cause I am eatin' and readin' and doing all my homework HEY! JoJo: XD Kris *sierra: there now i'm content JoJo: you kinda messed up though Kris *sierra: maybe JoJo: the HEY! should be replaced with another verse JoJo: cuz its JoJo: cause they were dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groove and just when it hit me, somebody turned around and shouted PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY Kris *sierra: yeah i haven't payed that much attention to the song Kris *sierra: but very well Kris *sierra is typing a message. Kris *sierra: and just when, you said that, i'd gotten to a problem that said FIND THE CIRCUMFRENCE OF THIS SPHERE JoJo: XD
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Post by darklinkfangirl on Aug 26, 2009 21:15:18 GMT -5
lmao niiiice
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Post by milkshakes on Aug 27, 2009 11:22:33 GMT -5
That one stick conversation will always haunt me. XD So I was being pervy and Sandman was being innocent. {BTW- Sandman also carves sticks}
Me: Canz I see YOUR stick? *evil laughter* Sandman: Seriously? Me: ............ Sandman: I mean, it might be sorta hard to take a picture of it... Cuz it's really long... Me: Really...now?? *is trying to hide her laughter* Kitsune: *is laughing his ASS off* Sandman: If you want, though, I can show you.... It's a very pretty stick. Given its a little thick, it'll still make good for poking things. Kitsune and Me: *burst into laughter, fall on the ground, roll around, laughing* Sandman: Uh... Did I say something wrong?
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